Nigel Mustafa: Music
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NEW!!! - "We Need Beer"
(Nigel Mustafa)
2007-03-11
All the Lads
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Born out of necessity...
Rasta Ninja
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
What if a Rasta and were combined with a Ninja... how bad-ass would THAT be?!?
Land of Robots
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
Nigel loves robots. Hot ones. Ones that live in the desert and want our throbbing affections...
My Mom's In Jail Tonight
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
True story of my Mom. Charged with felony stalking. I'm so proud!!!
Passion Fruit Away
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
Oh to be abandoned for a dude with a sweet condo... I hate love.
Rain on the Water
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
So this guy is really a chick inside... you get it. NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL! (you wanker)
Four Cylinders
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
Based on a real conversation Rev. Vic had with a near-homeless lady in Portland, OR.
Shannon Bohannon
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
WARNING: Do not, I repeat, do not hook up with witches who live in swamps.
On Down the Road
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
Real bluegrass music, folks. (Squeal like a piggy!!!)
Tell Me What to Do
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
Isn't it hot when chicks boss you around?!? Yes dear...
The Anaconda Mambo
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
Who needs Viagra if a smokin' Brazilian hottie dances the samba?
She Got It Goin' Around
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
A lovely ditty about STD's. Dang clap!!! (worth it though...)
I'm On Fire, I'm On Fire
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
This song is not symbolic. It's literal. Really, it's about being actually on fire. (Quite pleasant sometimes...)
I Eat People
(Rankle Dankle Fish With Hands)
2006
Don't knock it 'til you try it Devil!!!
I Like to Play with My Balls
Chix with Dix
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
A song about an unfortunate episode with a "Lady" from Vancouver, B.C.
666.314
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
Our way of honoring Iron Maiden... through heavy metal petting.
Teenage Female Gangsta Love
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
Boy howdy can those chicks in juvenile detention can rev me motor!!!
Dude, I Refuse to Stand in Line
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
This song is about going to the Department of Motor Vehicles. My favorite place to kill time.
Fok-Chu Mang
The Donkey Show
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
A country classic... a song about "alternative" forms of entertainment south of the border.
Bitches 'N Hoes
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
A strident feminist document repleat with female dogs and garden tools.
We Were Born to Lose
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
Mental ward love... mmm, the best kind. (Hi Mom!!!)
Love from in the Bubble
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
Hyperbolic chamber love affairs with a saucy nurse make Rev. Vic swelter!
Jason's Girl
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
Ever made-out with a downie? Don't knock it 'til you tongue it!
Fly in My Camaro (live from Portugal)
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
Nothin' but Camaro livin' and Camaro lovin'. Recorded while on tour in Lisbon.
Jerry Ogden
(Little Box of Barf)
2003
My spiritual guide, Jerry Ogden, was a 5th Grade basketball team-mate. He used his head for ramming when angered. Genius!